9th September 2008:
Greenpeace flagship Rainbow Warrior launches a Peaceful and Non violent action aginst authorities in Israel. They are amongst the many ( and the fact that they are many doesn’t condone that’s they are stupid ) countries , who think that burning coal is perfectly all right. That climate change is problem for others to deal with. And that human babies are flown into our world by stork airlines.
We of course try to tell them otherwise. So we paint a coal carrying ship in Ashkelon , Israel with the words “QUIT COAL , SAVE CLIMATE" . We hope that if we keep our font size really big, somebody might actually understand what we are saying. Of course , the police tend to prove us wrong most of the time. But still we keep on trying.
So we do a classic greenpeace Non violent direct action , and the authorities do not like it. They arrest all the protesters and then board the ship with guns . We welcome them with fresh coffee. But they decide to arrest the ship , or at least they try to. After some discussion they decide that the ship is too big to be handcuffed ;) ( don’t they know you cant stop a rainbow ) so they go for the captain instead . Captain Daniel is very cool and gives them a polite conversation instead. Finally after hours , they decide that they just want coffee and biscuits and not the captain. :)
Its amazing what powers lie hidden in the cuisine. We get our activists and our boats back. They get hugs and kisses. We promise not to trouble them anymore. Everyone is happy( except for the coal ship and they better not be too happy, we ‘ll be back for them later )
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